Okay. I don't care if anyone likes this. It amuses me. And right now, it's the only thing I seem to be able to write. So, once again, here's another Top Ten List.
The Top Ten reasons that I think I am a woman.
Number 10: I LOVE shoes.
Number 9: When I encounter a mouse, my first instinct is to jump on a chair and shriek as loud as I can.
Number 8: Once a month, for three days, I act like a total bitch to everyone I know.
Number 7: I never, EVER, pick up a check.
Number 6: I watch America's Next Top Model and criticize the girls (instead of ogle them.)
Number 5: I hate my body.
Number 4: I am constantly asking if these pants make my butt look big.
Number 3: Gossip is my life blood.
Number 2: I (think I) know everything.
And the number one reason I think I am a woman:
Because, after a long night of making love, the next day my vagina is sore.