Thursday, March 13, 2008

I'm a big girl!

Okay. I don't care if anyone likes this. It amuses me. And right now, it's the only thing I seem to be able to write. So, once again, here's another Top Ten List.

The Top Ten reasons that I think I am a woman.

Number 10: I LOVE shoes.

Number 9: When I encounter a mouse, my first instinct is to jump on a chair and shriek as loud as I can.

Number 8: Once a month, for three days, I act like a total bitch to everyone I know.

Number 7: I never, EVER, pick up a check.

Number 6: I watch America's Next Top Model and criticize the girls (instead of ogle them.)

Number 5: I hate my body.

Number 4: I am constantly asking if these pants make my butt look big.

Number 3: Gossip is my life blood.

Number 2: I (think I) know everything.

And the number one reason I think I am a woman:

Because, after a long night of making love, the next day my vagina is sore.




Hi-ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

2 comments:

Whimsicalsun said...

Hahaha.

"Number 8: Once a month, for three days, I act like a total bitch to everyone I know"

I'm just the opposite, I'm more nice in 'that days'.

Number 3: Gossip is my life blood.

xD
Men are worst about gossip.

Number 6: I watch America's Next Top Model and criticize the girls (instead of ogle them.)

I don't watch that show, I hate it.

Adam said...

oh, i don't watch that show either. that was all a big joke. none of that stuff is true. except for number one, of course.

you're actually nicer? impossible!