Saturday, March 22, 2008

Seriously? Come on. You have to be shitting me.

A Virginia woman recently sold a Corn Flake shaped like the state of Illinois at auction for $1,350. Click on that link, and then tell me: does that corn flake look any different than any other corn flake you or I have been shoveling down our gullets for as long as we can remember? I contend that it does not.

And to the demented fucktard person who purchased that Corn Flake: Have I got a deal for you! I recently came into possession of a Saltine cracker that bears a striking resemblance to the state of Wyoming. And I am willing to let it go for the laughable price of only $600! I mean, I'm practically giving it away!












This offer is only good for the next seventy two hours, at which time I will open up the bidding to the general public. The ball is now in your court, you incredible fucking moron sir.

3 comments:

Whimsicalsun said...

Today, one piece of dinner (fish) it was Darth Vader face.
I swear.
And I had the flaskback of this topic.

Semi-Charmed said...

i recently found a mitten that is in the exact shape of michigan! it was amazing.

Adam said...

sol: you should totally put that on e-bay! forget eating dinner. those star wars fanatics will go crazy bidding on it. you'll be rich!

semi-c: {trombone playing} wa-wa-waaaa. nice one. :)