A Virginia woman recently sold a Corn Flake shaped like the state of Illinois at auction for $1,350. Click on that link, and then tell me: does that corn flake look any different than any other corn flake you or I have been shoveling down our gullets for as long as we can remember? I contend that it does not.
And to the demented fucktard person who purchased that Corn Flake: Have I got a deal for you! I recently came into possession of a Saltine cracker that bears a striking resemblance to the state of Wyoming. And I am willing to let it go for the laughable price of only $600! I mean, I'm practically giving it away!
This offer is only good for the next seventy two hours, at which time I will open up the bidding to the general public. The ball is now in your court, you incredible fucking moron sir.