Things I said today that could be taken out of context.
"Just pee on it already!"
"That baby was delicious!"
"Get your face out of my balls, please."
"A little faster. Almost! Ahhhh. And we're done. Nice work Ted."
"I tasted your fish taco before, and it was disgusting."
"I wish I was a Nazi."
And on a completely unrelated topic, but undeserving of an entire post:
Do you think it's weird that everyday Floyd and I walk past this church, The Immaculate Heart of Mary, and everyday he takes a crap right in front of it? And coincidentally, it's the church that wouldn't baptize me when I was a baby because my parents weren't married. I never told Floyd this story, either. He just drops a log right there, every day. Could he be an Atheist too, and just is more... vociferous isn't the right word... he's just more aggressive in his beliefs?
I don't know. Maybe he's Protestant?