Monday, April 14, 2008

Now that's just a-goddamn-dorable!

Hiya all! "Celebrity" crush time again. And this week, it is someone so cute, so, as the title suggests, a-goddamn-dorable, I just couldn't ignore them any longer. I have known this person for most of my life. It's not a real celebrity, but in my own little delusion-based reality, they are the most famous person in the world. Who is it? Well, it's the person I love more than anyone else in existence!

Fucking me, of course! I found these pictures this weekend, I just had to post them. I especially like the one with the Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, I was definitely a big fat party animal at the tender age of 8.

Just to give you an idea for you moms, this is how quickly it can turn. You saw me at 8, here is 20 years later:

Yes, so eventually my ears did stop growing long enough for my body to catch up, as you can see. If you look very carefully, you will notice that they are the same size at 8 as they are today. Can you imagine having those dinner plates on the side of your head? But this is the toll years of drug abuse can take. Not the least of which is choosing that color yellow to paint your spare room. Yuck!

But I still love you, childhood version of me. And if I could, I'd go back and make make a few changes to make your life a little easier. Like instilling in you a sense what colors look good where. And maybe I would advise you to stay away from the drugs, you know, if I got around to it.


Semi-Charmed said...

young adam: cute
old adam: extra cute

Sra said...

That's ok, I know a guy who actually CHOSE to paint his bedroom a pinkish lavender. And he's not gay, either!

Dawn said...

ok, I KNOW that I know this kid from somewhere, cannot put my finger on it,, it is coming to me.... nope, just cannot place the face. However, it does hold some resemblance to a son of mine, somehow...

Adam said...

Semi c: I'm pretty sure you just called me old. Thanks.

Sra: No, he's totally not.

Dawn: I sure hope my nephew looks more like his father than your brother. That'd just be weird.