Monday, April 7, 2008

Putting the "rash" in "irrational" (alt. title: Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Well, it's a new week. Which means I have had time to develop another... you guessed it! It's time for another installment of Adam's Irrational Celebrity Crush! The focus of mine eye this week is not anything you would ever expect. Yes, it is someone in Hollywood. They are the star of their very own television drama series. And strikingly gorgeous. So, I give to you my new crush:

Michael C. Hall of Dexter. Yeah, I know. He's a guy. But after watching the first season on DVD a while ago, and after having my buddy transfer the second season off of his Tivo to DVD, I am truly, honestly, unequivocally, in love. How can you not be? I mean, look at him. He's a frickin' dreamboat! And he lives by a code!

Sure, maybe you could point out the fact that he kills people. Well, to you I quote from the Bible. Well, not quote so much as make a passing mention to the part that talks about people who live in glass houses, and what they are or are not supposed to do with any foreign matter that they may have a predisposition towards hurling at other people's domiciles. You know what I'm talking about. Do you? Because I'm not so sure myself anymore.

Anyhoo, I am just infatuated with the sardonic voice overs and the cold, emotionless manner in which he lives his life. That is, until you fuck with his sister.

Alright, I'm gonna go. I'm going to be darkly dreaming of Dexter. You should try it. It's kinda fun.


Semi-Charmed said...

it just so happens that every guy i've ever talked to that likes dexter also has an obsession with micheal c. hall. and it's the way he has no emotion in the show that does them in. they are smitten.
although, he does have a lot more emotion in season 2, and that's when i went ahead and decided to fall in love with him too.
so, to conclude my theory:
men dislike emotion.
women need it to survive. it's like AIR.

Whimsicalsun said...

I love him.

Adam said...

Semi Charmed- Yeah, it's totally the non-emotion thing. That, and his fantastic ass. (Did I just say that out loud?)

Sol- Who doesn't? You'd have to be crazy not to!