Wednesday, February 13, 2008

It Just Seems Backwards To Me

Why does Floyd insist upon taking a shit on the floor and then comes and lets me know he needs to go out? Hi, I'm logic. Have we met? I was so mad, I didn't take him on his Chinese Skillet tonight.

(It's a long story. Okay, here goes. I can't say the word walk in front of him, or he goes insane. And I mean crazy guy hanging out in front of the liquor store in January wearing shorts insane. And I tried spelling it, but that became a nuisance having to spell W-A-L-K every time I needed to use the word. So I decided to just replace the word walk with "chinese skillet". You know, a wok?

It takes some getting used to, and visitors find it odd. "Hey, so yesterday, I was chinese skilleting down the street... You'll never guess who comes chinese skilleting around the corner? That's right, Janette the street chinese skilleter.")







I know I could have said prostitute, but then the joke wouldn't have worked.

4 comments:

Girl Interrupted said...

It's nice to know there are other crazy dogs out there. I have never met one as crazy as mine.

C

Adam said...

Floyd is not crazy. just dumb. funny as hell, but supersedingly dumb.


and i guess a little bit crazy. just like his uncle!

You're not in this alone said...

Hahaha, this is my first laugh in this week, so thank you.

Adam said...

you are very welcome. i'm glad i could help! :)