Friday, February 22, 2008

Just a Little Tip

When you mistakenly put your peanut butter in the refrigerator, for the love of God, don't try to warm it up in the microwave. There is a possibility of there still being a little of the foil used to seal the jar stuck on it. So, unless you like to have a fire in your microwave, just go with the jelly on your english muffin, please. Not that I did anything like that. That would be stupid.















Not a good match


On a completely unrelated note, I think I may have started sleep fighting again. I woke up with quite a few cuts and bruises, and I have no idea where they came from. So, either Floyd and I have started a "Sleeping Fight Club" (which if it's the case, I am in deep trouble for saying this. You know the first rule of Sleeping Fight Club: Don't talk about Sleeping Fight Club.). Or (and I believe this to be the more likely scenario) I am being ritually beaten by an anonymous person who sneaks into my home at night and only leaves me with small cuts and bruises, and then he doesn't steal anything. Not that there is anything to steal.

Oh no! My autographed Terry O'Reilly bobblehead doll is missing! You bastards! Have you no soul!?!





Oh, wait. I found it. *Phew!*




I'm not sure if I would have been able to go on if it was missing.

2 comments:

Kassy said...

I have a Ty Law #24 Patriots bobble head doll. 'Course I just brought it home as I gave my notice @ work.

o where shall I put Ty?

Adam said...

i know. what will you ever do with yourself? you're finishing up school, right? that'll occupy some time.