Why am I such a moron. I've spent the better part of the last hour trying to increase my photoshop acumen. To no avail. Let's not even get into when I will actually be editing any photos, I can't even manage to import a damn picture without my whole computer crashing. Red lights flashing, alarms sounding. My computer is shouting at me, "MORON! MORON! MORON! STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER! INSUFFICIENT KNOWLEDGE! YOU CAN'T DO IT LIKE THAT! DUDE, MY GRANDMOTHER IS MORE TECHNO-SAVVY THAN YOU! GO BUY A BROTHER WORD PROCESSOR AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" He's really pissy tonight.
You're a dirty bitch, Adobe. I wish you would die!
Back to my tutorials, I guess.